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If a barber makes a mistake, It's a new style...
If a driver makes a mistake, It is an accident...
If a doctor makes a mistake, It's an operation...
If an engineer makes a mistake, It is a new venture...
If parents makes a mistake, It is a new generation...
If a politician makes a mistake, It is a new law...
If a scientist makes a mistake, It is a new invention...
If a tailor makes a mistake, It is a new fashion...
If a teacher makes a mistake , It is a new theory...
If our boss makes a mistake, It is our mistake......
If an employee makes a mistake, It is a "BIG MISTAKE !!!!"
kakakaka....employee joke....
yeah... funny... hahahaha... got more?
None ler, what lah u :mad:
if ladies make mistakes, it's guys' mistakes..(we bear all..sigh..)
WOEI BENG!..how can you say like that?!?!......cannot blame everything on us laaaa~~! :mad: :mad:
if it makes the lady of my life happy...
I dun mind...but of cos.....
provided she dun go over the line la...
kekeke guys must take the blame for EVERYTHING!!!
sigh... yeah-lor... girls always blame the guys for everything... even when it's actually the girls' fault... :(
JOY-BIDDER makes a mistake, it is the Computer ... or Lelong System ... definitely not him ...
but the girls will find a way to blame a guy one... :p
but the girls will find a way to blame a guy one... :p
SO Cloud mg kam yuen ah?????
no... it's just a fact of life... :(
ALL guys sure kena b4... right, guys?
well depends lah...for me it was not so bad lah
aii....sure one la.....gals always like to blame........ :mad: Blame without any reason....So we have to show them some proves to keep them quiet....kekekkee... :D :p
hehehehehe women at times like that show how much prove also no use lah....better just keep quiet and don't argue and make love...hehehehhe more fun
wahhh...this Cash...always wanna make love ....everynight must be quite lonely n desperate....
yes make love better then make war right??after all it is fun man
fun for ladies too, unless the man is inept...
it is fun for all who try it basically
for most... not all... :p
how u know cloud...got try is it??
Cloud have a lot of experiences one......si fu... hehe :p
I'm speakinng from a statistician's viewpoint... not EVERYONE will enjoy doing the same thing one... some people, e.g. the sickos, enjoy killing people but not making love... when u say EVERYONE, that is a lazy & inaccurate way of speaking, juust like when some people say "I NEVER make mistakes one!!!!"
wah cloud what a stern statement...having a bad day??
no, just can't stand sweeping statements like "I NEVER do this..." or "I ALWAYS do this..."... unless it's true-lah...
well cloud some of us do keep to our words u know
the point is many people like to make grandiose, sweeping statements that are untrue, thus depicting a wrong picture of the truth...
Partygal said it b4: must be precise in speech... otherwise, misunderstandings, etc. will occur...
Wah... did u check on all my posts? hehehe
impressive, man!
Wah... did u check on all my posts? hehehe
impressive, man!
who is ur impressive man? :confused:
Cloud lah, need u ask? :p
ya lor...he gila over u mah
Partygal quote : Cloud lah, need u ask? :p <--- if he sees this...he should be happy
he will be the most happiest person in the forum today like i am also
he will be the most happiest person in the forum today like i am also
why are you happy as well?
well i spent the whole weekend with the person i love thus i am very happy....it was the first weekened where we had no disturbance and no where to go thus it was nice
well i spent the whole weekend with the person i love thus i am very happy....it was the first weekened where we had no disturbance and no where to go thus it was nice
that is good.... at least you are starting to appreciate it... :p
hahahaha i have alwaz appreciate it but have yet to have the time to show it that this weekend i made a point to switch off my phone and just do nothing....wanted to come for the gathering but was just to lazy and it felt to good to be with her....
hahahaha i have alwaz appreciate it but have yet to have the time to show it that this weekend i made a point to switch off my phone and just do nothing....wanted to come for the gathering but was just to lazy and it felt to good to be with her....
it is ok...gathering there will be more to come......your romantic outing only .. triggers the right time the right mood..the right place hehehe :D
well everything was set up to perfection this weekend...untill my gf don't wanna go back...i send her back to spore some more lah last night.....she so upset to leave me
departure is always sad.. :(
tell me about it.....till now i feel down
who is ur impressive man? :confused:
Partygal's reply:
Cloud lah, need u ask? :p
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YO...cloud see this message?
U must thank me for luring her say it out. wei belanja makan lah... :p
tell me about it.....till now i feel down
i never like my loves one..going for a departure...sad.......happy when ppl come visit me..happy when I'm going to visit .. ppl that i want to..hehe
well i am feeling horrible now.....i wish she was here....somehow i sense something wrong and dunno y but cannot put my finger on what is wrong also
just call her right now instead of wasting your time typing here :D
she is in a meeting with her superiors.....cannot call...i tried earlier
picture message..
sms
MMS..
miss call
voice message..
a lot..come on you are working in the telco line... you should know how to reach your love one....
if not.. try paper aeroplane..it works.. fold properly...
i don't know about ur company but in hers when in meeting no mobiles allowed unless very very important
i don't know about ur company but in hers when in meeting no mobiles allowed unless very very important
you still can send..right now..later when she on it..she sees it..... she mah happy like hell.. and you get the instant.. feedback that she received and read your msg.........like that also dont know ar..
i send sms already...she told me she in meeting and will talk to me later
Wah.. Ca$hOnly, how are things? Still waiting ah? Give us updates, OK? :D
maybe he is having his hornymoon..in sri lanka with his gf...kua... :D
maybe he is having his hornymoon..in sri lanka with his gf...kua... :D
hornymoon..wahlaueeh
that u need to ask Vivien :D
no idea..he is going the holiday day trip with his gf..... misses his gf.... very happy to go holiday with his gf... so .. he will be the person... who really going to appreciate the trip.....He should get horny by then.... :D :D :D
hello u pple think i am a sex maniac is it...pls i went to sri lanka for diving and fun....my gf follows me on such trips coz she dives too...what lah u pple sex only in mind...sex is not everything in a relationship u know.....
hello u pple think i am a sex maniac is it...pls i went to sri lanka for diving and fun....my gf follows me on such trips coz she dives too...what lah u pple sex only in mind...sex is not everything in a relationship u know.....
gggrrrrrrrRrr :D
y so angry...it is true wat
maybe she's jealous cos you didn't take her to Sri Lanka??? :p
y so angry...it is true wat
not angry with you... amused at what you said.. :D
well sorry lah cloud i go sri lanka also cannot take u and partygal ok....
well sorry lah cloud i go sri lanka also cannot take u and partygal ok....
:( :( he only takes the selected one.... :( :( ngor dei mo fan..
wah say u chinese??yes i take my gf only....
not angry with you... amused at what you said.. :D
if "Grrrrrrr" = amused, then "Hahahaha" must = DIE!!!! :p
cloud tell me about it lah....
i mean women's expression...very hard to understand about...thus i said tell me about it....
i want to know too. tell! tell! tell!
you two are asking cloud7 to explain?? he knows so much about women?? :p
he big buaya mah
BUT you have experience... which is better..
a buaya who pretends he knows so much...but chicken out later
or an experience who knows everything
which is better ar/
i got no experience...very good boy
i got no experience...very good boy
sure bo...someone mentioned almost all over the place he got experience.... :p
well viv u know i know enough lah...unless u wanna try lah...
heheh .. i miss you guys!!! seriously ..
idle-jam miss CashOnly? eeeww is he showing the side of *gay* :D
i know...i also scared of him already...
i know...i also scared of him already...
lock on your necessary hehehe :D
well i am not the type that runs....i will hentam him if he tries to be funny one...if he hits on me i for sure run away far far...
well i am not the type that runs....i will hentam him if he tries to be funny one...if he hits on me i for sure run away far far...
how far can you run away? :D
well very far my dear...i can go missing in this world and onyl a selected few pple will know
well very far my dear...i can go missing in this world and onyl a selected few pple will know
so you are saying you can fly to MARS? JUPITER???
i said in this world...read lah wei...
i said in this world...read lah wei...
We are now in the world... so you said "i can go missing in this world " ..so beside world.. go the sun.... mars....jupiter...... and..a lot more
unless you mentioned.. DIED? :D
ya lor...i can go sit in russia or even india or china....how u gonna find me??
ya lor...i can go sit in russia or even india or china....how u gonna find me??
when there is a will....there is a way :D
well then my dear give me time and i shall tell u to find me ok...
well then my dear give me time and i shall tell u to find me ok...
give you the time..you have all the time....
i shall tell me? to find you? for what? :D
i mean i will go missing very soon.....within the next year....i maybe joining another company somewhere in the world and then u can try finding me ok....
i mean i will go missing very soon.....within the next year....i maybe joining another company somewhere in the world and then u can try finding me ok....
ohhh... dont say missing..the most... .just abroad....... i will find you if you are willing to pay for my holiday trip..on where you will be based.. :D
hehehehe viv my gf going with me....she wanna quit her job and join me...u can visit me ok if u find me lah
hehehehe viv my gf going with me....she wanna quit her job and join me...u can visit me ok if u find me lah
she wants to join you? she no need to work ar??
well i hope not...i should be able to support the both of us.....i will encourage to work anyway to kill some time and then she not bored....
well i hope not...i should be able to support the both of us.....i will encourage to work anyway to kill some time and then she not bored....
she will definately be very bored.......if she doesnt work
well i know she will work but a veyr relaxed job lah...maybe she should start a biz
well i know she will work but a veyr relaxed job lah...maybe she should start a biz
she cant be depending on your for the rest of her life...
well i should be able to provide sufficiently soon....one of my loans finishing...will be fine then
well i should be able to provide sufficiently soon....one of my loans finishing...will be fine then
sure you be lucky forever??
well i hope....i got a new job offer yesterday.....it was a better package thus might be changing jobs
well i hope....i got a new job offer yesterday.....it was a better package thus might be changing jobs
early it always smell good but later on long run.. how sure ..... your kind of job is not really stable right?
just wish you all the best ..
very stable....my expertise in telelcommunication line is much needed.....there is a lack of supply compared to the demand thus my pay is so high......as for the new job it is very interesting as i become the R&D head
very stable....my expertise in telelcommunication line is much needed.....there is a lack of supply compared to the demand thus my pay is so high......as for the new job it is very interesting as i become the R&D head
paid by USD this time?
nope this time it is euro as it is a new contract...
nope this time it is euro as it is a new contract...
how much ar?????? maybe my pay only 1/8 of yours.. :(
well i have been offered close to 5 figures in euro lah........the only sad part is that i kena high tax again....die lah
well i have been offered close to 5 figures in euro lah........the only sad part is that i kena high tax again....die lah
5 FIGURES IN EURO??????????? WAH.........................................
vivienlpl damn envy with CashOnly
yeah but pay tax already 33% lah wei...
yeah but pay tax already 33% lah wei...
no wonder diamonds are not a problem for you....
hello i earn 12K also the gov makan 4K already...where can lah like that...
hello i earn 12K also the gov makan 4K already...where can lah like that...
12K EURO ar? but when you pay also RM mah..so cheap cheap to you
no lah i give exmaple only...my pay is less than that...presently i don't pay tax as i pay to malaysia gov...there are advantages to this lah...the company is a huge MNC thus they will try to get me citizenship as it is cheaper in the long run....
no lah i give exmaple only...my pay is less than that...presently i don't pay tax as i pay to malaysia gov...there are advantages to this lah...the company is a huge MNC thus they will try to get me citizenship as it is cheaper in the long run....
so you are saying you dont have to pay any malaysian tax at all? then where all your money go?
i said presently i pay malaysian tax thus it is a smaller amount that overseas....................my money go into my pocket,the bank,house loans,car loans and loads of other places
i said presently i pay malaysian tax thus it is a smaller amount that overseas....................my money go into my pocket,the bank,house loans,car loans and loads of other places
nothing goes to me? hehehe "half a million"
yeah that one is one big lump sum mah...
yeah that one is one big lump sum mah...
where got big lump sum..only a small amount
yeah come collect lah then
yeah come collect lah then
told you sms me..till now also never sms aih
u want me sms what/?
your house address..or condo address.... or the PLACE THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY STAYING
hello i am not giving anyone my house address ok.....never...only a selected few got my add and the balance of my friends meet me outside......my house very very teruk one...
hello i am not giving anyone my house address ok.....never...only a selected few got my add and the balance of my friends meet me outside......my house very very teruk one...
lame excuse to use "my house very very teruk one" a quick lame..one..
dont want to give is it..
why so secretive.....
underground mission????
nope a messy apartment
never clean ar??? guys....what we expect hor..
some guys are really really clean but very sissy sissy one la ..
some guys are really really clean but very sissy sissy one la ..
nolar..some guys are really hygienic..well organize..i admire those..... dont have to be superb....but..at least..well.. proper..
hehe. im staying with one ultra messy guy till the stage he never wash his clothing for 1 month and 'siu kiong' around his place. his bed all full of old clothings and still can sleep peacefully.
worse part is , i complaint to his gf and his gf tell me, this is where i love him most .. wanna pengsanz la
hehe. im staying with one ultra messy guy till the stage he never wash his clothing for 1 month and 'siu kiong' around his place. his bed all full of old clothings and still can sleep peacefully.
worse part is , i complaint to his gf and his gf tell me, this is where i love him most .. wanna pengsanz la
haha like that also got ar...probably the gf is the same.... suggest to them..go naked.... if possible..... cleaner...... and more hygienic..
never clean ar??? guys....what we expect hor..
hello it is clean most of the time...just that this 2 weeks i got no time to wash my shirts and all thus i got loads of dirty clothes...u wanna come wash my clothes...
haha like that also got ar...probably the gf is the same.... suggest to them..go naked.... if possible..... cleaner...... and more hygienic..
wah bad idea.......i wash clothes often...must go alundry already...
hello it is clean most of the time...just that this 2 weeks i got no time to wash my shirts and all thus i got loads of dirty clothes...u wanna come wash my clothes...
dont even have the time to put your clothes at the laundry shop? :D
nope my house got washing machine....tonight must wash lor...i also running out of shirts...some more this weeken my company sending me to thailand for work....damn....
i hate ironing .. especially shirt. ..
dont even have the time to put your clothes at the laundry shop? :D
vivien volunteer haaa? :p
vivien volunteer haaa? :p
I wash my own clothes lar...
hehe. later after viv wash output got rainbow colors
hehe. later after viv wash output got rainbow colors
once i put under the hot sun.. very rainbow colors one haha..believe or not?
nope. you take pix and show. what brand of washing soda u using ar?
hehe. later after viv wash output got rainbow colors
i scared come out 16 million colours....
nope. you take pix and show. what brand of washing soda u using ar?
vsupersoap...powder.. :D
then it's advise to all forumers, better stay away from that brand ..
vsupersoad...self manufactured by viv...
how did she do it? is it her waste? or ..
how did she do it? is it her waste? or ..
or what? :confused:
erm .. production from her mei mei .. "blush"
erm .. production from her mei mei .. "blush"
her younger sister already working? wahlau.... if under 16, then child labour.... tsk tsk tsk.....
ooh .. then those babies in pampers tv ads. 3/4 naked summore. what do you call that?
vsupersoad...self manufactured by viv...
yeahloh...... only i can use... compatible.. and ngam with me.....and my clothes... keng ler :D
well i also don't want lah....scared it spoills my clothes.....like yesterday i sit down for 3 hours wash clothes lah...haiyoh wait so long for 2 loads...kepala pusing.....then must dry...today must iron as i am leaving for bangkok tomo afternoon
well i also don't want lah....scared it spoills my clothes.....like yesterday i sit down for 3 hours wash clothes lah...haiyoh wait so long for 2 loads...kepala pusing.....then must dry...today must iron as i am leaving for bangkok tomo afternoon
you dont want what??? nobody offer the laundry service to you....... got ar? who? :D
i hate laundry .. summore my washing now broke now. using the manual way .. it's terrible ..
i hate laundry .. summore my washing now broke now. using the manual way .. it's terrible ..
why ar..not comfortable to squat and do washing... ? :D
you dont want what??? nobody offer the laundry service to you....... got ar? who? :D
got...u wanna help me out also??
got...u wanna help me out also??
i only do mine....and my family not stranger.....
why ar..not comfortable to squat and do washing... ? :D
yeah. and then summore .. hand pain la. then then those jeans. nightmares la ..
then wear slacks lah idle-jam
thanks .. summore .. diff color shirts cant mix around. they fake out colors and batik the other shirts. hehe .. terrible experience. :(
nvm can help me right
help you ar.. think twice liao woh.. you taruk me kau kau..**sniff **
i didnt taruk you. will you do laundry service for me ..?
i didnt taruk you. will you do laundry service for me ..?
you courier your clothes down...i go sit by the river..and .. dip it with the river water & wash for you? ok ar?
no problem .. the river clean one or not? i dont want polluted one ..
wah do for idle...never do for me ahhhh
maybe you always taruk her ..
i taruk her play play only...
then you taruk me. oso play play or for real? :D
you think i do for him ar? you think i what woh.. your "ah sum" ar..
heheh .. my ah 3 and ah 4. ah sam and ah sei ..
ya lor i taruk u also play play one....chill man it's a forum...u think anyone here serious??
ya lor i taruk u also play play one....chill man it's a forum...u think anyone here serious??
i take it damn serious..... &^*^$^#^#&^%(%(($$$&&*%$ hehehe :D
ya lor i taruk u also play play one....chill man it's a forum...u think anyone here serious??
hehe no la, it's just a place to chill-out. well some of our advises are gooood mah ..
i take it damn serious..... &^*^$^#^#&^%(%(($$$&&*%$ hehehe :D
AV is coming!!! runnnn!!
hahahah i don't think AV coming...she just a bit siow only...work tension today...
oooh .. well .. she needs to release it somehow .. and i think she is going to do it here ..
and the victim shall be u...i am leaving in a few hours...
hehe .. then i need to leave too. good luck pal ..
who knows you buy the lotto there and kena .. ?
hahahaha i wish lah...
so remember to buy some. .. :)
well i don't like gambling like that...i prefer instant results...
for example? rob the bank?
nope i mean in gambling...i prefer casino and all lor...
CashOnly...you read my mind..yeahloh work tension... **sniff*** work work.. :(
coool off la .. smileee. say cheeezeee
finish also fast ...
hopefully not lah
CashOnly...you read my mind..yeahloh work tension... **sniff*** work work.. :(
life is a b%^&h thus when u get pissed just hang it man
coool off la .. smileee. say cheeezeee
holiday ar.. not taking pictures here....ish
just want to bring smile back to ur face mah .. solli lo ..
just want to bring smile back to ur face mah .. solli lo ..
:D :D :D :D
hehe. im so happy that you smileee. keep it going la ...
hehe. im so happy that you smileee. keep it going la ...
holiday mood mah..
then u gonan smile till new year. muscle wont pain issit?
Instant result...suddenly out of nowhere a person comes up to you and tell you that he thinks you are a great person and pass all his wealth to you. How's that?
According to CBMM, there was a real case where a guy in China whom has no relative was about to pass away. He summoned a fengshui master to advise on his will. The fengsui master then told him that he will be reborn at xxx location and xxx time. So he wrote so in the will to pass all his money to the newborn baby at the stated time and place. And just so happen, the man that he was searching for is in Malaysia and within a night, that man become a super rich man out of nothing. Apparently, the dad of this man was a driver to a local royal family.
yeah I'm going to smile till year end...... :D
Instant result...suddenly out of nowhere a person comes up to you and tell you that he thinks you are a great person and pass all his wealth to you. How's that?
According to CBMM, there was a real case where a guy in China whom has no relative was about to pass away. He summoned a fengshui master to advise on his will. The fengsui master then told him that he will be reborn at xxx location and xxx time. So he wrote so in the will to pass all his money to the newborn baby at the stated time and place. And just so happen, the man that he was searching for is in Malaysia and within a night, that man become a super rich man out of nothing. Apparently, the dad of this man was a driver to a local royal family.
where did u get this from??
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