Black,

with liquor or nuts?

Nuts

Screwdriver or bolts?

screwdriver
screws or nails

screws

long or short?

screws

long or short?

Long

Inch or Metre?

Metre

phillips head or not?

Philips head

Yellow or Red handle?

Red handle

Smooth or knurled?

knurled ...

fine OR coarse ?

fine
RM500 or RM300

RM500

Tel bill or HP bill?

HP bill ...

Digi OR Maxis ?

Maxis

good coverage or bad coverage?

bad coverage ...

need another SP or no need ?

no need

slow mail or email?

email

hotmail or yahoo

hotmail
spam or mail

Mail

The "cyber" or the "real" one?

the real one
PosLaju or FedEx

PostLaju

Reliable or not?

Sure!!!

Guarantee from Post office, but not from me.

Penang Leng Lui or KL leng LUi?

Hamplang also leng

NA or NANA?

*NA = Not attached
*NANA = Not attached and Not available

NANA http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra1/flipa.gif hehe

Me or the girl?

NANA http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra1/flipa.gif hehe

Me or the girl?

You

Ah Beng or Non Ah Beng?

I am not the Ah Beng, Beng Jiun the Ah BEng also not the Beng

Good guy don't smoke? Bad guy really don't smoke?

Hahaha

Good guy don't smoke?

General or exception?

Exception.

No smoke = Bad Guy or Bad guy = no smoke?

(Tough question http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra1/hihi.gif )

No smoke = Bad guy

False or true statement?

No smoke = Bad Guy.

A true statement from Davis ( I am bad)

Girl like smokey gun or Don't like Smoke ass?

No smoke = Bad Guy.

A true statement from Davis ( I am bad)

Girl like smokey gun or Don't like Smoke ass?

Girl does not like smoke ass

Bad for health or Good to save?

Bad for health.

(Don't Spend on smoke, then doesn't mean save too)

Smokey girl = good or good girl = not smokey?

good girl =not smokey
dunhil or malboro?

dunhill ...

lung cancer OR throat cancer ?

lung cancer
lubang or no lubang

lubang ...

small or big ?

big

got water or dry?

got water
H2O or cash

cash

napalm or Agent Orange?

agent orange

napalm
huge or small?

huge,

boil or wart?

Boil

Hyundai Ascent or Honda City?

Honda City

New design nice or old design nicer

New design (infront only + the CVT transmission)

Price drop once Hyundai Ascent Launch or Still remain?

*You can delete your post. TRy it soon.

Still remain.

Single or married?

Ok, davis deleted the second post already.

single.

Price drop 10k or 20k?

price drop 20K

NOW or 2005?

NOW ...

right now OR just now ?

just now

dreaming or true?

dreaming


of leng lui or power drills?

power drills ... (wow 300 liao)

Makita OR Bosch ?

Bosch

for drilling holes or sawing

drilling

small hole or big hole?

small hole
bright or dark

dark

mistress or slave?

slave
chained or unchained

unchained
melody or buay roti?

buay roti
Gardinea or High 5

High 5 ...

gimme 5 OR 6's and 7's ?

gimme 5....
fine or find

fine ...

i'm fine OR fine money ?

fine money
Bank of Hell or Bank Negara

Bank of Hell

enter or exit?

Enter

the Dragon or the Ninja ?

the Dragon

with phoenix or without phoenix?

With Phoenix

Fighting or Loving ?

With Phoenix

Fighting or Loving ?

loving...
7250 or 6800

7250 (actually what does each means ?)

Nokia or Motorolla ?

Nokia

No son or No child?

No Child

Got dog or got cat ?

Got cat

Original or mixture?

Original

Siamese or Persian ?

Siamese

Hidung mancung or hidung penyet?

Hidung Penyet

Like Gold Fish or Like Monyet ?

Like monyet

Red pet pet or hairy pet pet? "Inspired by the phrase - hung ma lau si fat" :p

Hairy Pet Pet

Gotta Shave or Leave it Bare

Gotta shave

Curly or straight?

Straight

Shave Botak or Shave Pattern ?

Shave Pattern

Vertical or Horizontal?

Horizontal

Big or Small Stripes (Jalur Gemilang)

Big stripes

Black or White?

Black

Leather or Suede ?

Leather

Seat or Skirt?

Skirt

Mini or Maxi ?

Mini

Mini Me or Beetle?

Mini Me

Felicity Shagwell or Robin Spitz Swallows

Robin Spitz Swallows ... (siapa dia itu ?)

Robin Hood OR Mark Spitz ?

Robin Hood

Stinky feet or stinky benggali? :D :D :D :D :D

Stinky feet ... (waa ... how smelly ???)

ah por OR ah mar ?

Ah Por

Cun por or wrinkly por?

Cun por ...

disco OR liam-keng ?

liam-keng

oh me toh fut or allah?

oh me toh fut
you or me

you

shave or not shave

shave
clear or got spots

clear

clear agar2 or clearvue?

clearvue
contact or lens

contact

clear or colors?

colors ...

blue OR pink ?

pink
panther or pussy

panther ... (wa la ... pussy again ...)

long tail OR short tail ?

panther ... (wa la ... pussy again ...)


James. naughty naughty.....

short tail.

straight or curl up?

straight ...

A's OR E's ?

E's

Eyore or Eleanor ?

Eleanor ...

Blue Eyes OR brown Eyes ?

Brown Eyes

Naomi Campbell or Tyra Banks ?

(NEITHER!)

Tyra Banks

long hair or short?

long hair
oily or dry

oily ...

palm oil OR coconut oil ?

coconut oil
for car or for cooking

for car ...

low-tech turned high-tech OR high-tech turned low-tech ? (hehehehehe)

low-tech turned high-tech

squash or tennis?

squash, of course!

double yellow dot or single yellow dot?

single yellow dot
play in Subang or Catholic High

Subang .. Subang jaya or Subang USJ ? (kakaka, ada sama kah ?)

Subang USJ
LK or KL

ar ? like tht oso can ? wht does LK stands for ar ?

Kl?
Klcc Or Klia?

KLCC

park or pool?

pool.
swim naked or swim with bikini?

swim naked ...

bitten by eel OR shark ?

swim naked ...

bitten by eel OR shark ?

shark???

JAWS 1 or JAWS 2

JAWS 2
die or survive

die ...

instantly OR in pain ?

In pain

pain to cry or pain like SM?

pain like SM ... (apa itu SM ???)

panadol OR uphamol ?

panadol
with sky juice or with coke

with coke
high or low

high ...

high voltage OR high amp ?

high voltage

am i a gay or lesbian ??

am i a gay or lesbian ?? (neither ...)

relaxed OR take it easy ?

relaxed..

use aroma-therapy or hydro-therapy?

hydro-therapy??

liquid or water??

isn't water = liquid?

laptop or notebook?

laptop ... (isn't laptop=notebook also ?)

sit on the lap OR lie on the lap ?

no lah... note book made of paper, laptop made with microships.... i prefer using the word laptop.

lie on lap lahh

lie face-up or face-down?

face-up ... (what u expect ???)

moneyface OR facemoney ?

facemoney??

Dollar or pound?

pound
sterling or steering

Steering?

turn left or right?

turn left
left eye or right eye

turn left ...

lefties OR righties ?

righties
panties or smarties

smarties?

choc or nuts?

choc
Choco Top or Choco Bottom

choco top ...

double OR tripple toppings ?

tripple toppings!!
yum yum or yak yak

yum yum

use spoon or use fingers?

use fingers.

finger wiggle-inside-something-for-pleasure or wiggle-to-show-people-direction ?

finger wiggle-inside-something-for-pleasure (so loooooong!)
shiok shiok or no shiok

no shiok.

gynecologist or proctologist?
(dunno whether spelling correct or not)

gynaecologist ....

bombastic OR simple words ?

simple words
nike or pagoda?

pagoda..
got holes or no holes

no holes

alive or dead?

dead
walking or lying

walking.

scare or funny?

funny
rambutan or durian

durian!!!

D24 or DVD?

DVD
D12 or Eminen

Eminem .. chose Mariah or Kim ? haha ..

Mariah Carey ~

Luis or Ricky?

Luis
Enrique or Figo

Figo

sent off or hatrick

hattrick
Real Madrid or Portugal

Real Madrid
Beckham or Ronaldo?

Beckham
Brooklyn or Romeo

Romeo
Juliet or Posh?

Juliet
Shakespeare or Britney Spear

shakespeare
screwdriver or hammer?

hammer
philip or screw

screw
up or down

up
loose or tight

tight
lid or holes?

lid
open or close

open
fresh or expire?

expire
one month or two months

Ok before I go off.

two months

with or without cacing?

with cacing..
cute cacing or disgusting cacing

disgusting cacing?

Fried it or steam it?

cute cacing ...

ring worms OR tape worm ?

ring worms
fried it or cook it

cook it

gas stove or microwave?

microwave.

extra-large microwave or mini microwave?

(at last someone post something in kopitiam) kekekeke.....
mini microwave

National or Panasonic

National ...

Car OR Bike ?

car

proton or perodua?

perodua
Ria or Kia

Ria

Naza or Leng lui?

leng lui

pretty money or pretty sleepy?

pretty sleepy??
nancy or AhappyA?

AhappyA ...

real happy OR pretending happy ?

pretending happy???

good or bad?

bad
MJ or AJ

eeehhhh...y my name is up there...gotta...do with AhappyA....???

MJ

Michael Jackson or Money (Jackpot)?

Michael Jackson
Plastic Man or Gay Man

Plastic Man

Jim Carrey or Charlie Chaplin?

Jim Carrey ..... Bruce Almighty
is the movie worth a watch or otherwise ??

worth a watch...
watch now or later

watch later

thru original vcd/dvd or pirated vcd/dvd?

original vcd/dvd ... price drop or price high up 2 the sky, :P

price drop
10cents per piece or 20cents per piece

aiyah...so little

20 cents per piece

censor or no censor?

no censor...
see all or see half

see all

action or sex?

action ...

tamil OR hindustani ?

hindustani

good or fake?

good ...

nancy-kapoor OR suyi-kapoor ?

nancy Kappor

Mixed or Pure Indian?

huh ??? who the heck is suyi kapoor ???? how can i dunno keh ???

btw, mixed ... guarantee lengchai/lenglui, or so so onli ??

so so onli
so what or so why

so what
proud or polite?

polite??

talk nicely or scold rude words?

scold rude words
Ruud van Nistelrooy or Rude One, Boy

Rude One, Boy.

One Tan or Wan Tan?

wan tan??

mee or soup?

mee

with pork or no pork??

no pork.

Japanese.E. or Jay.C. ?

Jay.C.??

a person or a disease??

a person (some chinese singer)

looks like an idiot or looks like a ******?

looks like a ******...
maggot or maggi

maggi??..

Maggi mee or Maggie simpson?

maggie simpson.

Symposium or SimCity3000 ?

SimCity3000

game of the year or sux of the year?

game of the year

PS1 or PS2???

PS2
PMS or PES

PMS.

mood swings or bad temper?

bad temper
throw tables or throw chairs

throw tables

mahjong table or dinner table??

mahjong table

gamble or play only?

gamble

in RM or US??

US ...

topple Bush OR Bush toppled ?

topple Bush
blair or blair witch

blair witch ...

hang him OR burn him ?

burn him
tie him or just lock him

lock him ...

with chastity belt OR chain belt ?

chastity belt
keke or kaka

kaka ...

ka the neck OR ke the egg ?

aiyoh ... apa ini ... dun understand lio, kakaka ..

suyi0330 dun understand cos she stupid or suyi0330 dun understand cos the post is stupid?

ke the egg
fried or boiled?

boiled .... (vleewh better ... u girls no telur lar ... LOL)

half boiled OR hard boiled ?

aiyo.. juz say 'post is stupid' ma.

half-boiled.
boil in pot with borken handle or boil in shattered wok ?

boil in shattered wok ... (apa ini ???)

became Hot Pan OR Hot Pants ?

hot pants
legs shaved or legs no shaved

Legs shaved

Weekly or Monthly ?

Monthly??

installment or interest?

interest ...

compound OR daily ?

Daily

Buy now or Wait