how do we have sex in the bed?The man pull of his trousers or the women take off the bras?
Let us know!!!

how do we have sex in the bed?The man pull of his trousers or the women take off the bras?
Let us know!!!

What a funny question. Don't tell me u wanna learn some "techniques" from here ? :rolleyes:

Goto

http://www.rising-dragon.co.uk/downloads/index.shtml and download the karma sutra online for FREE, then don't ask this question here again. This kind of question we ask the Family Planning Association not lelong members.

by the way are you 18 years old yet?? sounds that you are still a kiddo gws...

this guy like... cyber sexin.

what kind of joke is this?? hahaha

is this legal?:o

of course i am over 18

First of all, this must be the freaking funniest thread I've ever seen in the whole life of Lelong Forum.

Second, I dont think everyone understands your question so kindly rephrase.

Third, this is my answer. The man takes off the pants. Why? Cause you aint gonna be screwing the top half of the woman so why take off the bra? D-a-m-n... I cant believe I said that.

Lastly, next time, AVOID topics like this... PLEASE!

of course i am over 18

i'm not lerr.... :(

Goto

http://www.rising-dragon.co.uk/downloads/index.shtml and download the karma sutra online for FREE, then don't ask this question here again. This kind of question we ask the Family Planning Association not lelong members.

okok.... download... download.... :p

how do we have sex in the bed?The man pull of his trousers or the women take off the bras?
Let us know!!!


Let YOU know.. not US.

i'm not lerr.... :(


okok.... download... download.... :p


Muahahahahaha :D :D :D

First of all, this must be the freaking funniest thread I've ever seen in the whole life of Lelong Forum.

Second, I dont think everyone understands your question so kindly rephrase.

Third, this is my answer. The man takes off the pants. Why? Cause you aint gonna be screwing the top half of the woman so why take off the bra? D-a-m-n... I cant believe I said that.

Lastly, next time, AVOID topics like this... PLEASE!

Ur reply is damn funny. :D :p ;) :cool:

how do we have sex in the bed?The man pull of his trousers or the women take off the bras?
Let us know!!!

heck no..... guy and gal just sleep on the bed doing nothing....that is *sex* .... ei....
go somewhere else and ask la.......

btw....whether or not the woman takes off the bra is not the concern....... like pennywise said, u r screwing the bottom part of the body.... :D

kekeke...have some demo...kekeke

Huh....thread like this also can get 16 replies...I guess 'sex' was and has always been a favorite topic.

kekeke...have some demo...kekeke

--wah... !!! ... * tiger show * .. some more-kah... :confused: .... :rolleyes: .... :D ...

First of all, this must be the freaking funniest thread I've ever seen in the whole life of Lelong Forum.

Second, I dont think everyone understands your question so kindly rephrase.

Third, this is my answer. The man takes off the pants. Why? Cause you aint gonna be screwing the top half of the woman so why take off the bra? D-a-m-n... I cant believe I said that.

Lastly, next time, AVOID topics like this... PLEASE!

hehe...reminded me of a news report i read few years ago. Its about a couple from some remote kampung. Apparently, both couples had no idea of what sex is and hows its done, that the man end up screwing the woman's belly button. She has so much pain that she went to see her doc. Imagine the doc's surprise when she related what happens.....

What happen in here....sex... topic already? wow... :D
18SX

hehe...reminded me of a news report i read few years ago. Its about a couple from some remote kampung. Apparently, both couples had no idea of what sex is and hows its done, that the man end up screwing the woman's belly button. She has so much pain that she went to see her doc. Imagine the doc's surprise when she related what happens.....



hahahahahaha..... :D

What happen in here....sex... topic already? wow... :D
18SX


yes...amazing...in buysell forum :D

i think those 3rd class vcd on sale at the tepi jalan can teach u more than we lelongers can ever do... :D

i think those 3rd class vcd on sale at the tepi jalan can teach u more than we lelongers can ever do... :D

Ya, go for home/self made one. More realistic. Some hinting pointer below :
1) Flight attendant
2) Local Actress
3) Datin

:p ;) :D :cool:

but we have some very experienced lelongers who can teach even more than what the VCDs show... right? :p

you ah?????

yalor...ask Cloud the master of S**.... :p

Ya, go for home/self made one. More realistic. Some hinting pointer below :
1) Flight attendant
2) Local Actress
3) Datin

:p ;) :D :cool:


darn... u left these three out....

4) uitm students
5) tepi tangga (u.m.)
6) nasha aziz spy cam vid (solo)

:D

but we have some very experienced lelongers who can teach even more than what the VCDs show... right? :p

don't forget to get the vcd titled "kehidupan sebuah awan yang terlampau"...starring our very own cloud7...

& if ur nice, he may just autograph the cd for u...

heheheheheeheh :D :D :D

darn... u left these three out....

4) uitm students
5) tepi tangga (u.m.)
6) nasha aziz spy cam vid (solo)

:Doi... I like Nasha, ok... don't u dare... or else...!!!! :p

darn... u left these three out....

4) uitm students
5) tepi tangga (u.m.)
6) nasha aziz spy cam vid (solo)

:D


wahlaueeh :eek:

oi... I like Nasha, ok... don't u dare... or else...!!!! :p

you like nasha? aaaww.... that's ok... i got her rriiiiiight here in me friend's laptop..... i particularly enjoy the scratching part though..... :p hehehehe......

wahlaueeh :eek:

hehehe..... i'm still waiting for the sixth one, though... my friends are trying to get them....... :eek:

don't forget to get the vcd titled "kehidupan sebuah awan yang terlampau"...starring our very own cloud7...

& if ur nice, he may just autograph the cd for u...

heheheheheeheh :D :D :D
this one is original..and is it a freeware..... watch it...and see to believe it...

hahahaha u cannot belive how i burst laughing when i started readin this thread....this fellow the real champion lah......as for all that vcd all...i really find them funny as malaysian are so timid in sex experience and well it's rarely talked about...besides that there is also the factor that cloud being the sex guru.....i am sure he is and well pls carry on and entertain me on a raining monday morning

cloud the sex guru... LOL!!!!!!

lynnee that is what was said earlier.....has anyone watched the movie the guru??

me!!! watched it at my fren's slumber party... damn funny... hehehe...

hahahaha u cannot belive how i burst laughing when i started readin this thread....this fellow the real champion lah......as for all that vcd all...i really find them funny as malaysian are so timid in sex experience and well it's rarely talked about...besides that there is also the factor that cloud being the sex guru.....i am sure he is and well pls carry on and entertain me on a raining monday morning
learn from cloud7..i know you have your fantasy become reality many times..but learn from the same species like cloud7 hehehe....he can easily cloud your mind any time...double sex maniac

wahhhhhhhhhhh cloud my mind ahhhhh he already cloudy then he cloud my mind habis lah...no hope for me then...so cannot

wahhhhhhhhhhh cloud my mind ahhhhh he already cloudy then he cloud my mind habis lah...no hope for me then...so cannot
imagine Cloud7 and CashOnly put together..gosh..... women beware.... :D

hahahahahaha viv well the both of us may be notorious but not as bad as u yet ...we never use voodoo....kami setakat bomoh sahaja....hehehehehe

hahahahahaha viv well the both of us may be notorious but not as bad as u yet ...we never use voodoo....kami setakat bomoh sahaja....hehehehehe
both of us? you refer to who?? who and who notorious???

imagine Cloud7 and CashOnly put together..gosh..... women beware.... :D
u just said earlier put me and cloud together and then ask who

ohh ok ok..understood....

bomoh = malaysian version of voodoo...

same thing :p :p :p :p :p

wah...gay show ah :D

no lah when our mentality combine habis lah all women....that is what she meant

mentally..action...combine.. die......we women hehe :D

hahaha know also lah u ahhh

oi, you all wanna kena sakai ah? nanti Partygal get the wrong impression of me then I no chance already!!! :(

haiyoh cloud it is better to come clean with the girl u interested lah

yes...do your stuff...cloud7 :p

haiyoh cloud it is better to come clean with the girl u interested lah
cloud7 not dirty old man? :D

wat i meant was better to be truthful lah

definitely not dirty or old... MAN = yes! :p

hehehehehe cloud viv is blur...

maybe... or very blur... :p

she alwaz blur meh???

noy always lah... maybe AV day... :p

noy always lah... maybe AV day... :p
ahemmmm excuse me..... :rolleyes:

what is AV day??

that time of month for ladies... :p

wahhhh that also the great buaya got special term lah...

wahhhh that also the great buaya got special term lah...
he is not stupid :D

i know....i said the great buaya ok

i know....i said the great buaya ok
then you are the great..pretender? hehehehe

y u say i pretender...

y u say i pretender...
just asking...are you? :D

nope am not...i find it very hard to lie also

nope am not...i find it very hard to lie also
:D :D :D :D

lying is bad. you need to cover this and that. and in the end no ppl trust u :(

lying is bad. you need to cover this and that. and in the end no ppl trust u :(
are you idle-jam?? so surprised you said this... good boy :p

it takes to know more of me. lol. does that mean those grown up never lies?

they do lie but for a good cause

they do lie but for a good cause
agree with you.

still adults do lie for bad cause too. adults arent saint ...

still adults do lie for bad cause too. adults arent saint ...
you will soon be in the category of adult....

hehe .. i will proof you wrong .. coz before i get to adulthood. u guys oredi kill me haha

please idle-jam talk sense...somehow u just say anything and at times it makes no sense....we were talkin about lying and then now u wanna prove us wrong that adults don't lie and u will do it coz u r dead??jeez!! man if u r dead u will die as a kid man....

please idle-jam talk sense...somehow u just say anything and at times it makes no sense....we were talkin about lying and then now u wanna prove us wrong that adults don't lie and u will do it coz u r dead??jeez!! man if u r dead u will die as a kid man....
give him a break....he still young....long way.... :D

hahahaha viv...idle-jam's protector...

hahahaha viv...idle-jam's protector...
once he reached his 21... no face given to him..

we shall see

wakazaa.... GOOD thread!! :D :p

wah how u dig this one up??

JKR team... :D

hehe...reminded me of a news report i read few years ago. Its about a couple from some remote kampung. Apparently, both couples had no idea of what sex is and hows its done, that the man end up screwing the woman's belly button. She has so much pain that she went to see her doc. Imagine the doc's surprise when she related what happens.....
WAAAAAkaaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaa........................ . BEtul-BEtul FUNNy LAh..................... HEh HEh HEh...................................... :cool: :cool: :cool:

no fair... my masturbation thread also kena delete but not this sex thread... ok.. i tell u what happens during a sexual intercourse...
u let it grow big, stick it in, and then out, and in again. and thats all.

no fair... my masturbation thread also kena delete but not this sex thread... ok.. i tell u what happens during a sexual intercourse...
u let it grow big, stick it in, and then out, and in again. and thats all.

wah... no spraying ah?

wah... no spraying ah?
oh yeah... don't forget to spray alot inside.

oh yeah... don't forget to spray alot inside.

aiyo... dowan stay single meh... spray outside... play inside.... ok?

NO LAh............. SPRay BOth INSIde DAn OUTside............... BUT MAKe SUre WEAr RAINcoat LAh............... HEh HEh HEh.................. :cool::cool::cool:

NO LAh............. SPRay BOth INSIde DAn OUTside............... BUT MAKe SUre WEAr RAINcoat LAh............... HEh HEh HEh.................. :cool::cool::cool:

wah... raincoat got hole how?

wah... raincoat got hole how?
THEn MATi LAh......................... NANti JAdi BAPAk LAh................. HEh HEh HEh....................... :cool::cool::cool:

THEn MATi LAh......................... NANti JAdi BAPAk LAh................. HEh HEh HEh....................... :cool::cool::cool:

if tak jadi bapak jadi POSITIVE how?

if tak jadi bapak jadi POSITIVE how?
LAgi MAti LAh....................... WAAAAkaaaaaazaaaaaaaaaaaaa........................ .. :cool::cool::cool:

hahahahhahahahahahaa.... :eek:

JIA LAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool::cool::cool:

must do a bit of research...lorr.....there is a "safe" period where can spray inside one...
he he....... :D :D :cool:

must do a bit of research...lorr.....there is a "safe" period where can spray inside one...
he he....... :D :D :cool:
SURe IT WOrks OR NOt HA????????????? IF NOt ACCurate THEn JIA LAt.......................... :cool::cool::cool:

SURe IT WOrks OR NOt HA????????????? IF NOt ACCurate THEn JIA LAt.......................... :cool::cool::cool:

wowzers....i can not answer you bSADb if you PM me....he he...... :D :D :cool:

wowzers....i can not answer you bSADb if you PM me....he he...... :D :D :cool:
HA??????????? YOu WANt TO ANSwer ONLy THRough PM HA??????????????????? WAH LAU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................... .......... :cool::cool::cool:

fui yooo.............

HA??????????? YOu WANt TO ANSwer ONLy THRough PM HA??????????????????? WAH LAU EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.......................... .......... :cool::cool::cool:

ya...mah..if not admin will ban us...liao........he he...... :D :D :cool:

ya...mah..if not admin will ban us...liao........he he...... :D :D :cool:

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............. .......................... NOt SO LOUd LAh........................ HEH HEH HEH........................... :cool::cool::cool:

SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH............. .......................... NOt SO LOUd LAh........................ HEH HEH HEH........................... :cool::cool::cool:

ya......he he.....SSSSHHHHHHHHHH :cool: :cool:

ya......he he.....SSSSHHHHHHHHHH :cool: :cool:

NOt SO LOUd LAHHH............................................. .. HEH HEH HEH......................... :cool::cool::cool:

NOt SO LOUd LAHHH............................................. .. HEH HEH HEH......................... :cool::cool::cool:

well, bSADb said so lorr......he he......... :cool: :cool: :D

well, bSADb said so lorr......he he......... :cool: :cool: :D
THe NEIGHBOurs WIII HEAr LAh............................... HEH HEH HEH...............

:cool::cool::cool:

THe NEIGHBOurs WIII HEAr LAh............................... HEH HEH HEH...............

:cool::cool::cool:

its ok let them know la :D

its ok let them know la :D
YES LAh..................... BUt THEy WIll COMPlain LAh.....................

HEh HEh HEh.....................

:cool::cool::cool:

THe NEIGHBOurs WIII HEAr LAh............................... HEH HEH HEH...............

:cool::cool::cool:

Better installing sound proof.......wall........... :D :D :cool:
Then, can shouts like crazy..............

Better installing sound proof.......wall........... :D :D :cool:
Then, can shouts like crazy..............
BUt BATHROom GOt ECHO EFFEcts LAh....................... WAAAAkaaazaaaaaaa...........................

:cool::cool::cool:

BUt BATHROom GOt ECHO EFFEcts LAh....................... WAAAAkaaazaaaaaaa...........................

:cool::cool::cool:

Aiya...both of them kissing tight lorr........FRENCH KISS....he he........ :D :D

Aiya...both of them kissing tight lorr........FRENCH KISS....he he........ :D :D
HAA???? :cool::cool::cool:

HAA???? :cool::cool::cool:

aiya...french kiss would not produce much noise......worr............ :D :D

aiya...french kiss would not produce much noise......worr............ :D :D

If french kiss too hot and syiok lio both will mourn very hard and bang their hands on the wall....even noisier right.....better turn on the shower so that it is not obvious

must do a bit of research...lorr.....there is a "safe" period where can spray inside one...
he he....... :D :D :cool:
tell us when??

It don’t really matter as long as you both are consenting adults

If french kiss too hot and syiok lio both will mourn very hard and bang their hands on the wall....even noisier right.....better turn on the shower so that it is not obvious


TRUe ALso LAH.......... FREnch KIss SURe NOIsy LAh..........

HEh HEh HEh............

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

TRUe ALso LAH.......... FREnch KIss SURe NOIsy LAh..........

HEh HEh HEh............

:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Not for me....worr.......he he...............

Not for me....worr.......he he...............

HAA??? YOu VERy QUIet WUn HAA????

HEh HEH HEH...........

:cool::cool::cool:

Wahhhhhhhhh bSADb ... busy trying to get 2000 by today hor? Good luck !!

HAA??? YOu VERy QUIet WUn HAA????

HEh HEH HEH...........

:cool::cool::cool:

ya...mah.....enjoying the actions.....worr..........

Wahhhhhhhhh bSADb ... busy trying to get 2000 by today hor? Good luck !!

THANk YOu MIcht............ HOPe SO LAh............ HEh HEh HEh...........

:cool::cool::cool:

ya...mah.....enjoying the actions.....worr..........

WATching OR PARTicipating HAA???

HEh HEh HEh..........

:cool::cool::cool:

Actions Sky888? What actions? Hahahahaha. Happy new year to you sky !!

WATching OR PARTicipating HAA???

HEh HEh HEh..........

:cool::cool::cool:

Of course be in the actions........

Actions Sky888? What actions? Hahahahaha. Happy new year to you sky !!

Thanks.....same to you...........

WHAt ACTions HAA???

HEh HEh HEh..........

BTw, SKy GAL GAL.......... WHy NO AVATar STIll HAA???

:cool::cool::cool:

sky888 still looking for that perfect avatar !!

sky888 still looking for that perfect avatar !!

ya..ya...he he.......... :D :D

WAHt IS THe PERFEct AVAtar HAA??? JUst PUt YOUr FACe WIll DO LAh.......... HEh HEh HEh............

:cool::cool::cool:

Hello.... everyone...
i'm looking for a cd software for samsung e700

yap, u r rite...
uncle bsadb is using one.
ask him, pls.

haha... normally guyz will try to touch on woman to let her be more in the "mood" then .. depends. for nowadays, can be either side to start anything also!!

hello............

hello............

you are a real SPAMMER !!! :mad:

wah thread ini sudah lama....:p i baru nampak :D

wah thread ini sudah lama....:p i baru nampak :D

JKR ar you? :D :D :D

Hello.... everyone...
i'm looking for a cd software for samsung e700

what on earth makes you think that you can find this in a SEX thread???!

hahahaa....wat a funny thread.............hahahaha :D

alamak, im still underage.

masuk salah thread.

hahah yalah tu !!

alamak, im still underage.

masuk salah thread.

if underage don't say! a lot of lady paedophiles here!! :D